Fact: The price of flights is the most frustrating, discouraging, and impeding part of traveling. It seems like the number one question everyone always has is “Where can I find cheap flights?”, and even though it is possible, it’s still the biggest chunk of change you’ll have to fork over, and easily one that can prevent you from traveling all together.
In an ideal magical world, flights would just be free, but in the real world we actually live in, cheap flights are the next best thing. …Or are they? Obviously you are going to search for the cheapest flights when you want to travel, but don’t forget that you get what you pay for. Or rather…what you don’t pay for.
I recently flew with WOW Airlines, which I heard had insanely cheap flights to Iceland, and while I loved the service, my luck with seat selections, and ESPECIALLY the hot pink airplane and flight attendant ensembles, I didn’t love the hidden fees, lack of in-flight entertainment, or amount of what seemed like uncurteous-travelers on board. I can easily deal with all but the latter.
Regardless, I’ll still take the cheapest flights I can get, and in fact, will search cheap flights instead of the date and destination, but there’s definitely some things I always tend to notice when I do…maybe you can relate.
By “cheap” I really mean “less insanely expensive” because, let’s be serious, no flight is ever really “cheap”. But regardless, cheap flights still save you hundreds of dollars compared to regular ones, which makes the opportunity to travel at least achievable.
Anyone who refuses to take cheap flights because of the airline or time availability, then complains about not being able to afford to travel can just go crawl into a hole and like…oh wait, they’re probably already in one. Sure, the airline might not be brand new or well-known, and you might have to fly all night or take a long layover, but the bottom line is that you get there. Which is more attainable thanks to cheap flights.
Believe it or not, a lot of people really are afraid to go on airlines if they aren’t well-known, and especially if they’re questionably cheap! Airlines that are specific to a country and brand themselves as “affordable airlines” like WOW are always your best bet for cheap flights, and may also be your best bet for getting a good seat, or even whole row!
On my flight with WOW to Iceland, I ended up finding a strange half row in front of the emergency exit that I crammed myself into (thank God because I was sitting next to a young couple with a LAP baby), and on the way back, got an exit row seat that I could have done a cartwheel in!
Also, just going to throw it out there that I flew Malaysia Airlines two weeks after the second plane went down, and had about 8 rows to myself.
Typically if an airline is advertising cheap flights, it’s because they really want people to fly with them. Or perhaps there’s nice humans in the world?! That means the customer service is usually awesome because they need those happy passengers to spread the word about their good experience. That being said and regardless of any flight you take, you should always be nice to and respect your in-flight team, otherwise…you suck. And you shouldn’t be allowed on the plane.
Not gunna lie. I thought I was super savvy booking a $530 round trip ticket to Iceland 2 weeks before departure. Too bad the taxes and fees ended up costing me an additional 2-hundo. OH, and another $30 each way for my CARRY-ON, which almost got increased by another $80 had I gone over the 12kg weight limit… That being said…if you’re about to book a really cheap flight…check the fine print for those lovely hidden fees first.
Don’t expect to get complimentary drinks or snacks on cheap flights. I mean, there’s a good chance that you will, but there’s also a fair chance that they’ll charge you for your little plastic cup of Diet Coke, because they don’t have Diet Pepsi…or free beverages.
While there’s usually a lot of savvy travelers on cheap flights who know the easiest ways to just get to a destination, there are also a shit ton of people on them who seem like they’ve never flown on an airplane before. Remember that big ass emergency row seat I was excited about earlier?
Yeah, well it wasn’t so awesome when the kids in front of me used it as an area to bother their parents from behind,or when the tour group behind me used it as a pathway to get up and go socialize with other people in their group.
I won’t even begin to talk about the brain aneurism I almost had from the little girl with strobe lights on her shoes that kept stomping up and down the aisle…(WHO LETS A KID WEAR LIGHT UP SHOES ON AN AIRPLANE AT NIGHT?!) or the guy across from me trying to act like a suave-smooth-traveler by taking his shoes off like he owned the place, but I’m going to go ahead and guess that none of them travel a lot. Just saying.
Ok, ok fine. First world problems. But on a 5+ hour flight I feel like it’s more of a health precaution than an amenity to have wifi. Granted, it would just add on to the “hidden fees” of the flight (wifi is usually $10-30 in flight), so maybe it’s not so much of a con not to have it anyway.
Before I go accidentally bashing cheap flights for not having clean aircrafts, let me just throw it out there that there are practically no flights with clean aircrafts, but not because of the airline, it’s because of YOU. It’s not the airline’s fault your child spilled crumbs and boogers everywhere, and it’s also not their fault that you left trash in the seat back pocket or farted in the seat!
Most airline passengers don’t care about messing up their area because they just assume someone is going to come clean up after them, but GUESS WHAT? Yo mama don’t work on that airplane! Clean your shit up!
7am departure to Thailand? Ouch. Could be worse. You could be not going to Thailand. Yes, your morning is going to suck. Yes, you’re probably going to be hungover. But you can (hopefully) sleep on the plane, or just OD on Starbucks at the airport.
As for layovers, think of them as a free flight to an additional destination. If you have to have one either way, get the longest one possible and go check out what’s around the airport. If not…there’s always airport bars.
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As someone who tried to make her euro stretch during my semester in Spain, this speaks to me on so many levels. I remember taking RyanAir from Madrid to London, and it took me to this airport an hour and a half from the university I was staying in while Heathrow was a quick bus ride away. Because of timing I had to sit outside Victoria Station from about 11 to 2 am waiting for the a bus to take me to the airport and then wait at the airport until about 8 am to get my flight home!
Also what gets me is when airlines that aren't meant to be budget have basically the same amenities as a budget airline--no wifi free or charged, no entertainment in front of you, extra money for food and drinks!