by Alyssa Ramos
It has occurred to me that a large majority of my friends aged 25-35 have babies thanks to the constant stream of them on my Facebook newsfeed, so I wondered what one would get a millennial for Father’s Day? Technology and short attention spans dominate our lives so definitely not a tie, maybe something sports related? Coupons for not having to change diapers? All kind of lame. Then I found these awesome little gems that any millennial dad would for sure love. Warning, the website I found them on is highly addicting- ThisisWhyImBroke.com.
1. “How I Met Your Mother” Suit Pajamas
Totally appropriate, and way cooler than flannel. Don’t ever wear flannel.
The only Father’s Day tie you should ever buy.
At least get him a Snuggie that looks cool.
4. Batman Symbol Brake Light Cover
Kind of immature…kind of awesome.
5. Baby Carrying Jacket & Beer Holster
Self explainable.
Since the baby probably takes up all his time in the morning – problem solved.
Probably not the nicest thing to do but hey, at least you won’t miss the game!
8. Dust Mopping Slippers
He’ll never have to hear you tell him to clean the floor again!
9. Target Practice Alarm Clock
I think anyone would want this.
The ultimate Millennial Father’s Day gift. Plus his baby will probably be better at using an iPhone than he is.
11. Objects in Mirror Are Losing Sticker
So driving the kids all over town can at least seem like a fun game.
12. The Ultimate Swiss Army Knife
Because Millennials must have EVERYTHING.
The real present here is that you’ll stop yelling at him for leaving the seat down.
14. Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher
Again, to avoid you yelling at him.
Since he probably missed out when you were breast feeding.
16. Mustache Pacifier
So his little man can look super manly…and hilarious.
17. The Dad Saddle
This could either be really fun or really awful for him.
At least he can have some sort of amusement while putting the baby back to bed at 5 am.
Way more manly than a hotdog.
20. Suitcase Folding Picnic Table
Just make sure you don’t go anywhere near his grill.
His two favorite things in one!
22. Stair Slide Conversion Kit
You know he wants to try this.
23. Baby Saddle Shoulder Strap
His shoulders and back won’t think this looks weird at all.
24. Water Jet Pack
Don’t expect him to share with the kids.
Totally unrealistic but totally awesome. Just in case you have a spare $279k laying around.
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