25 Father’s Day Gifts for Millennial Dads

by Alyssa Ramos

It has occurred to me that a large majority of my friends aged 25-35  have babies thanks to the constant stream of them on my Facebook newsfeed, so I wondered what one would get a millennial for Father’s Day? Technology and short attention spans dominate our lives so definitely not a tie, maybe something sports related? Coupons for not having to change diapers? All kind of lame. Then I found these awesome little gems that any millennial dad would for sure love. Warning, the website I found them on is highly addicting- ThisisWhyImBroke.com.

1. “How I Met Your Mother” Suit Pajamas

Totally appropriate, and way cooler than flannel. Don’t ever wear flannel.

2. Hidden Flask Tie

The only Father’s Day tie you should ever buy.

3. Batman Snuggie

At least get him a Snuggie that looks cool.

4. Batman Symbol Brake Light Cover

Kind of immature…kind of awesome.

5. Baby Carrying Jacket & Beer Holster

Self explainable.

6. Morning Bed Head Hair Cap

Since the baby probably takes up all his time in the morning – problem solved.

7. Crib Dribbler

Probably not the nicest thing to do but hey, at least you won’t miss the game!

8. Dust Mopping Slippers

He’ll never have to hear you tell him to clean the floor again!

9. Target Practice Alarm Clock

I think anyone would want this.

10. Smartphone Laser Tag

The ultimate Millennial Father’s Day gift. Plus his baby will probably be better at using an iPhone than he is.

11. Objects in Mirror Are Losing Sticker

So driving the kids all over town can at least seem like a fun game.

12. The Ultimate Swiss Army Knife

Because Millennials must have EVERYTHING.

13. Toilet Seat Pedal

The real present here is that you’ll stop yelling at him for leaving the seat down.

14. Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher

Again, to avoid you yelling at him.

15. Boobie Milk Dispenser

Since he probably missed out when you were breast feeding.

16. Mustache Pacifier

So his little man can look super manly…and hilarious.

17. The Dad Saddle

This could either be really fun or really awful for him.

18. Go The Fuck to Sleep Book

At least he can have some sort of amusement while putting the baby back to bed at 5 am.

19. Hot Dog Hamburger Mold

Way more manly than a hotdog.

20. Suitcase Folding Picnic Table

Just make sure you don’t go anywhere near his grill.

21. XBox 360 Controller Bra

His two favorite things in one!

22. Stair Slide Conversion Kit

You know he wants to try this.

23. Baby Saddle Shoulder Strap

His shoulders and back won’t think this looks weird at all.

24. Water Jet Pack

Don’t expect him to share with the kids.

25. The Helicopter Motorcycle

Totally unrealistic but totally awesome. Just in case you have a spare $279k laying around.