I couldn’t help but notice the large array of strange items that were for sale when I was in Thailand (from bags of fish juice, to wooden penises), so I wasn’t really surprised when I stumbled upon these little gems online. Of course my twisted mind saw one thing and led me on a highly amusing scavenger hunt to find more, so I hope you enjoy my efforts in making an International gift guide of really weird gifts.
I personally would never use a portable female urinal or nipple powder, but in some places, that’s completely normal! Check out the rest of these worldwide weird gifts, it’s still not too late for a little holiday shopping!
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A Nose Lifter
Wearing this baby will give you that ski-slope nose you’ve always dreamed of…or you could just go get a nose job.
Breast Milk Soap
No comment.
Electric Fish Scaler
It’s like a Pedegg…for fish!
Nipple Powder
Apparently having any shade of nipple darker than white can ruin your appearance…I’m curious to know what the “tell-tale” signs would tell too… “Hide those tell-tale signs on your chest that can ruin your appearance with this Pinky Queen Top Pack.”
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
This is kind of awesome. I would buy this.
Cheek Stretcher
Again with the cheap ways around plastic surgery…I just don’t think gravity will let you win this one though.
Bust Roller
Supposed to make your boobs bigger but looks more like a torture device.
Anti-Aging Mouth Piece
Another beauty product from Japan that I just don’t see being effective, but fun to look at!
Dog Wine
The dogs that don’t get eaten get wined and dined apparently.
Odor Eliminating Deodorant Underwear
Gross on so many levels.
Face Exercise Mask
Slightly terrifying, but kind of makes me wonder if I’m missing something with all of these face products.
Wink Glasses
At first I thought this was to prevent you from falling asleep at work, but SILLY ME, I forgot that some places actually have hard working over-achievers, these strange spectacles are to remind you to blink if you’ve been staring at the screen too long…
Toilet Noise Blocker
This could be the perfect gift for your significant other! Now you don’t have to listen to them go to the bathroom! Oh and it’s called Eco Melody 3201 Toilet Sound Blocker because it’s considered eco-friendly since it prevents women in China from constantly flushing the toilet so you can’t hear them pee.
Live Scorpions
This would be the perfect gift…for someone you hate.
Temporary Boyfriend
You know you want to rent a boyfriend for your Cousin Gertrude so she doesn’t have to go to the Christmas party solo again.
Live Turtle Key Rings
This is absolutely horrendous, but actually popular in China…the turtle or lizard can supposedly live in the bag for a month or so and is considered good luck, however many people buy them just to let them go. How much for all of them?
Panda Poop Tea
As the name implies…this is tea made from dried panda poop. Said to be nutritious or magical, or some other type of bullshit.
Assorted Dried Reptiles
Sold at a local Walmart near you (in China).
Horsemeat Baby Food
Is the Godfather Italian? If so this makes total sense.
Edible Psyllium Plant Powder
Powder made from a plant that is supposed to clear your digestive tract from India.
A Slightly Damaged Laptop
Don’t worry, if you bend the keyboard down the CDRom (that no one uses anymore) will still fit.
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