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Best Things to See in Scotland (Full Road Trip Itinerary!)

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Has your wanderlust been fueled for the best things to see in Scotland lately? Have you been daydreaming about the green cliffs, charming flower-framed storefronts, and Goldendoodle-looking Highland cows you’ve been seeing on social media? Or maybe it’s the sexy characters on the Scotland-based show Outlander…

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Whatever your reason, it’s time to start planning your trip to Scotland! To one of the best hidden gems in Europe that’s yet to become overcrowded with tourists. Especially if you know the secret spots that I’m about to tell you in this itinerary of the best things to see in Scotland!

Here you’ll find my 10 day itinerary to some of the top locations and in my opinion, the best things to see in Scotland. You can see them best by renting a car. Getting around on your own is incredibly easy as long as you have GPS on your phone. Don’t let driving on the opposite side of the road scare you either, just always remember to keep left!

Before I get into listing the best things to see in Scotland and where to stay, here’s a few useful tips!


Pro Tips for Scotland Travel:

  • Play my game of Flight Roulette to see which airports are cheapest to fly in and out of. See more below!
  • Take out some cash in pounds for tips — if you pay with a card, you typically can’t add a tip
  • Tipping is around 10% or less and sometimes added on to restaurant bills.
  • Get a SIM card from the airport but only pay for a plan that’s 2 Gigabytes or less per week. (I somehow got suckered into a 25 G plan for 40 pounds and only used 2 Gigs in a week)
  • Download Maps.Me and pre-enter your destinations in case you don’t get service
  • Be prepared for DRASTIC weather changes. It literally goes from freezing cold and rainy to hot and sunny in 15 minutes during spring/summer. (They say “If you don’t like the weather in Scotland…wait 15 minutes).

How to find the cheapest flights to Scotland:

If you’re heading to Scotland on a whim like I was, you’ll likely be faced with some pricey flight options. But if you have some time to plan in advance, you’ll likely be able to get a rather cheap flight!

For my trip to Scotland in particular, I was planning last minute per usual. Therefore roundtrip flights from LA to Scotland or London were pretty pricey. So instead, I messed around with flights until I found the cheapest possible combination.

I knew I’d be traveling around the country, so instead of flying in and out of the same airport, I decided to see if I could fly into one and out of another. It’s typically what I do anyway when I’m country-hopping, but I never have tried it before on one flight itinerary.

Turns out It was a couple hundred dollars cheaper to fly into London and then out of Glasgow than it would have been to do a round trip to London! So definitely test your options out with Flight Roulette to find the cheapest flight!

Check out this post for full tutorial but in a nutshell you’ll want to:

  • Go to Skyscanner.com
  • Click the “Multi-City” option
  • Enter your departure destination
  • Start playing around with the cities. See how much it would be to fly into London and out of Inverness first. Then see how much it would be to fly into London and out of Glasgow. Then into London out of Edinburgh. Until you find the cheapest combination.

That all being said, the cheapest flight I personally found was into London and out of Glasgow. So I flew into London and took the train to Glasgow. Then I started my Scotland road trip in Glasgow where I rented a car. That way at the end of my Scotland road trip, I could return the rental car to the Glasgow airport and catch my flight!

And now, on to the best things to see in Scotland and road trip itinerary!

1. Best Things to See in Scotland: Glasgow

Devils Pulpit or Finnich Glen in Glasgow Scotland where Outlander was filmed

Keep in mind that this itinerary can be re-arranged depending on where you find your cheapest flights to and from. Again, I started in Glasgow so I could rent a car there knowing I’d end there for my flight out.

There’s tons of things to see and do in Glasgow; from modern digs, to natural wonders, and historic ruins in between! 

If I had to describe Glasgow in one word it would be “Romantic”. It may be because of the immense amount of Scottish weddings I encountered. Or the overall charm on the countryside and city. But whether you’re with someone, or on your own, you’ll definitely feel those little bits of whimsical heart flutters in Glasgow!

Where to Stay: Mar Hall Golf and Spa Hotel

Mar Hall Hotel in Glasgow, Scotland

Without a doubt, you absolutely must experience a stay at the Mar Hall Golf and Spa Hotel in Glasgow. This property is my inner-princess’ Scottish dream come true! Mar Hall looks like a historic castle on the outside aside from its manicured lawn and gardens. It’s fit for a Queen’s tea on the inside with its ornate Grand Hall.

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Ironically though, the room I stayed in was incredibly modern and chic! I was actually incredibly impressed by the geometric mirrored furniture, brand new linens, and overall modernness of the accommodation!

Can you imagine? Staying in a castle with a room that looks like posh hotel room in Los Angeles? Incredible!

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Mar Hall also has a fine dining restaurant with delicious Scottish food to offer. Try some locally caught salmon or cod! If you’re a meat eater like my travel partner was, and if you’re bold, try the Haggis. I won’t tell you how it’s made (ask your waiter!), but it’s a Scottish staple so you might as well try it!

I’d also highly recommend having Afternoon Tea in the Grand Hall! Nothing will make you feel more like you’re in a romantic Scottish movie than that! Especially if you happen to be there when one of the many weddings are taking place!

Don’t forget about the spa at Mar Hall either. It’s definitely a nice treat after a day of adventuring around Glasgow!

Best Things to See and Do in Glasgow:

In Glasgow there is a wide variety of things to see and do! From the natural wonders of Loch Lomond area, to the local hangouts in the city center! There’s even a couple of not-so-secret-anymore locations where the popular Netflix show Outlanders was filmed!

Devil’s Pulpit:

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It’s called the “Devil’s Pulpit” because the rocks and water are red like blood, so the legends say that it was where people were killed (they weren’t). So the opposite of a church’s pulpit.

Devil’s Pulpit is officially named Finnich Glen. It adapted the nickname thanks to local legends about the mushroom shaped rock with flat top near the waterfall. This creepily gorgeous natural phenomenon is sure to amaze you as much as it may terrify you!

For starters, you need to trek through a muddy pathway to get to a narrow, uneven, wet staircase that leads down into a gorge in the ground. Then you’ll get your first glimpse of the “blood red water” that you can swim in if you’re brave enough! ….or if you want to get to the “pulpit” and waterfalls! See my full guide on getting to the Devil’s Pulpit here: Coming Soon

Loch Lomond:

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This beautiful loch has plenty of things to see and do on and around it! From a 4X4 excursion that’ll take you to some epic viewpoints, to charming restaurants right on the water! I stopped for lunch and a glass of wine at Duck Bay, which offered gorgeous views of the loch. And of course, was further enhanced by yet another Scottish wedding taking place!

Buchanan Castle:

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This is the castle whose location I kept hidden from my Instagram feed in an effort to preserve not only it’s ruins, but the community around it. Buchanan Castle has an interesting history which essentially sums up to a family clan passing it down until money ran out. Then it was used as a hospital during World War II.

After that, there were several attempts to preserve it, turn it into condos or accommodations, etc., but nothing went through. Now it’s just abandoned and overgrown with plants. It’s also on a golf course, and in a residential area, so if you happen to find it, make sure you’re respectful of it and them!

As in, don’t make a lot of noise, don’t park off the roads, don’t litter, and don’t go inside without permission.

Mar Hall Afternoon Tea:

I know I already wrote a whole schpeal about Mar Hall, but I’m including it here again in case you don’t end up staying there. Even if you don’t stay the night, you can still pop in for Afternoon Tea! If you want a truly royal experience while in Scotland, definitely make tea time at Mar Hall a must!

Cocktails Downtown:

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After you’re done adventuring , be sure to check out Glasgow’s downtown area! There’s tons of cool architecture, street art, and of course, bustling bars! There’s even an entire area called Merchant Square marketplace with plenty of indoor options in case the weather decides to be fickle.

2. Best Things to See in Scotland: Edinburgh

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If you aren’t already set on dates for traveling to Scotland, I’d highly recommend doing it in August! Not only is August one of the best weather months, but it’s also when the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is! And that’s definitely one of the best things to see in Scotland!

The Fringe Festival is considered the biggest arts festival in the World, with thousands of perfomances happening daily at various venues around the city. Performances range from stand up comedy to musicals, and many of them are free! 

If you don’t make it to Edingurgh in August, no worries. There’s plenty of other things to see in Scotland’s captial as well!

Where to Stay: Dunstane Houses

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If you want to stay somewhere beyond adorable, that’s also walking distance to Old Town, definitely check out Dunstane Houses! This charming house-turned-boutique-hotel will leave you feeling whimsical and relaxed!

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Aside from aesthetics and convenience, one of my other favorite things aboiut Dunstane Houses is that it offers a Vegetarian Scottish Breakfast. That may sound like a strange thing to favorite, but as a vegetarian who travels in places where the local staples are mostly meat, it’s a real treat!

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Vegetarian Scottish Breakfast! Complete with veggie sausage and veggie Haggis!

Although the real “Haggis” sounded absolutely unappetizing to this vegetarian, it was still interesting to be able to try the veggie version!

Best Things to See and Do in Edinburgh:

Again, I was only in Edinburgh for a day, so can only recommend a couple things! I’ve added in what my friend who lives there recommended too though!

Edinburgh Fringe Festival:

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A street performer at the Fringe Festival

As I mentioned above, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival happens all of August, and is the biggest arts festival in the World! I’d highly recommend trying to go check it out if you can, it was insanely fun! If you do happen to go, download the app “Free Fringe”. It will give you a map of all the venues and which free shows are playing at them in the next couple of hours!

Old Town:

You’ll be transported back to the olde days when you stroll around, well, Old Town. I guess that’s the point? Anyway! It has those token cobblestone streets, handsome cathedrals, adorable flower-framed storefronts, and of course, the imposing hilltop castle view!

Edinburgh Castle:

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Impossible to miss as it sits at the top of the hill in Old Town, and a glorious sight to see from any angle! Take a tour of it if you have time, especially for some stunning birds-eye views of the city!

Edinburgh Vaults:

I didn’t have time to do this (and honestly may have been a little too claustrophobic to try) but I was told the Edinburgh Vaults are a must-see! The story goes that Edinburgh was built on top of an older city, and you can still see it if you take the tour of the tunnels underground. …there are also stories of all the murders and mayhem that happened in those tunnels which further led to my decision to avoid them.

Check out a local bar:

You won’t have any trouble finding a local bar to pop into in Old Town Edinburgh! There’s places that even have five bars inside of one venue! I stopped at a cute outdoor garden looking place that ironically ended up having mostly American food. Oops!

3. Best Things to See in Scotland: Inverness (Scottish Highlands)

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Now that I’ve done this Scotland itinerary, I can definitely say I would recommend staying longer in the Scottish Highlands. I only had three full days there which was not enough to see everything I wanted to. I definitely pouted and complained hardcore about it.

The best things to see in Scotland ‘s Highlands are pretty spread out, so it takes longer to get to them than expected. Plus the roads are narrow and many are single lanes, making travel time a lot slower.

So my advice is definitely go there, and spend as much time as you can! I was only able to see the beautiful Inverness area, so my tips are mostly for there. I’ll include a couple other places I was dying to see but didn’t have time as well!

Where to Stay: Eagle Brae Luxury Log Cabins

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For a truly enchanting experience that will make you feel like you’re in a fairytale, book a stay at Eagle Brae! You’ll be able to stay in the Insta-worthy log cabins that have meadows of grass on their roofs!

There’s only ten of the luxury log cabins, and they’re spread out over the vast property that’s nestled in the hillside. So you’ll have total seclusion in nature to really get in tune with yourself or whoever you’re with!

Be sure to do the hike up to the Hydro Weil while you’re there! The pathway is lined with beautiful ferns and flowers, then there’s the most photo-worthy picnic table you’ll ever see at the top!

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The most mystical picnic table I’ve ever seen at the top of the hiking trail!

Eagle Brae’s log cabins are self catering, but you can pre-order one of the owner’s delicious home cooked meals to make. We had the “Fish Pie”, and despite being a little questionable about the name, it was absolutely delicious!

If you’re interested in staying at Eagle Brae, definitely book in advance because they’re almost always full!

Where to Stay: Ness Walk Hotel

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If you need a break from exploring the remoteness of the Highlands, definitely stay at the brand new Ness Walk Hotel! It just opened in July 2019, and has a prime location right on the Ness River. It’s also walking distance to Inverness town, and a short drive from Loch Ness!

Ness Walk’s main building is actual a former doctor’s home and still has the original bricks! The rooms though are all in an entirely new building, with the latest modern technology features and a bed that you’ll literally melt in!

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Their gourmet restaurant Torrish attracts guests both staying at the hotel and not. With mouthwatering appetizers like seared scallops and mains from either the kitchen or grill, it’s definitely a restaurant you want to dine at when you’re in Inverness!

Best Things to See in Inverness:

For many, the Loch Ness is one of the best things to see in Scotland, and you can find it in Inverness! But there’s definitely a lot of other things to do there as well! Here were some of my favorites!

Loch Ness’ Dores Beach

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Tell me this isn’t the most epic photo of Loch Ness you’ve ever seen.

It may sound strange to hear that Loch Ness has a beach considering how cold it is, but it does! And I even went in the water there! It’s called Dores Beach, and it’s a small stretch of pebbled shore at the northern end of the loch.

No one was in the water when I went, but I was determined to float on Loch Ness with my inflatable Nessie float, so I got in. It wasn’t terribly cold, but I did start to get a little scared when I went farther out and the water got super dark!

Obviously seeing Loch Ness (and perhaps Nessie!) is one of the best things to do in Scotland, so make sure you don’t miss it! This beach is a great option for experiencing Loch Ness without the loads of tourists as well!

Loch Ness Cruises

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There’s a fake Loch Ness monster for tourists to take photos with in case they don’t see the real thing on the cruise…

Full honesty here: I missed my speed boat cruise and was about to get re-booked on the big boat, but ended up turning it down because of how many people were on it. An entire tour bus dropped people off and I didn’t think being on a crowded boat for an hour sounded appealing.

BUT! It’s a good way to see some sites on the shores of Loch Ness that you can’t see from land! Like the also-crowded Urquhart Castle that I also passed on because parking was full.

Cameron’s Tea House (and HIghland Cows)

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Seeing Highland Cows was at the top of my list of best things to see in Scotland, naturally. I even had a stuffed cow on the dashboard of our rental car as our trip mascot! Unfortunately though Highland Cows are not as abundant as you’d think!

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The baby Highland Cows look like goldendoodles!

Luckily though, Cameron’s Tea House has an entire ranch of them (with 5 new babies!), and they come right up to the fence for you to take photos with! Be sure to stop inside for some tea and lunch or breakfast!

Highland Horse Trekking

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This is an absolute MUST DO, and tops my list for best things to see in Scotland! Words cannot describe how majestic and magical this experience was at Highland Trekking and Trail Rides!

For starters, the whimsical ranch is way out in the countryside, where you won’t see any tourists unless there’s some to do trekking as well. The property looks like it’s straight out of a fairy tale, with long-haired horses of all different colors grazing in the flower-filled meadows or drinking from the stream.

The owners of the ranch are really awesome, and such characters! They are who will take you on either a full day, half day, or hourly tour with the horses. The area you’ll be riding around is Glen Affric, and said to be one of the most beautiful glens in Scotland!

Book your trek in advance because they get really busy! Especially after being featured in a documentary about them on BBC!

Plodda Falls

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If you’re a waterfall chaser like me, you’ll want to check out Plodda Falls! It’s a bit of a drive from Inverness, so you might only want to do it if you do the Highland Horse Trekking, but I’d say it’s worth it!

It’s an easy trail hike to a daunting view point that takes you right to the top of the tall falls. Then you can walk down to the base of it for a view from the bottom!

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Here's some of the best things to do in Scotland and a road trip itinerary! Destinations include Glasgow, Edinburgh, and Inverness where the famous Loch Ness lake (and monster?) are! Some of the best things to see in Scotland include horseback riding in the highlands, finding one of the rare Highland Cows, and of course, taking a dip in Loch Ness!
Here's some of the best things to do in Scotland and a road trip itinerary! Destinations include Glasgow, Edinburgh, and Inverness where the famous Loch Ness lake (and monster?) are! Some of the best things to see in Scotland include horseback riding in the highlands, finding one of the rare Highland Cows, and of course, taking a dip in Loch Ness!

Disclaimer: This post is in collaboration with Mar Hall Golf and Spa Resort, Dunstane Houses, Eagle Brae, Ness Walk, and Visit Scotland, however all photos, experiences, and opinions are my own!

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Ashgabat, Turkmenistan is still one of the most bizarre cities i have been to in the 155 countries I've traveled so far, and the fact that it is purposely "all white" including cars is fascinating to see (strange to try to understand why), but since everyone usually only talks about the colorless city, I decided to show you the even more bizarre colors at night -- neon rainbow! I like to think and hope that the locals got sick of the all white decor rule and chose to show their colors at night, but considering that electricity is unlimited and free for the gov, I'm sure it's their doing...which would still be funny... Anyway, more bizarre things -- as a tourist, you cannot just wander on your own, you have to be with a guide (maybe why there aren't too many night time Ashgabat posts, but I specifically requested to go out to eat at night in local hot spots) Also, everyone loves to report or repeat that it's strange that there's "no people there". There are, but most of them live in regular areas outside of this main commercial capital area... also most people work during the day when tours are happening Sorry not sorry to burst any bubbles! But there's many more fascinating things here than click bait ones! Hopefully this still gets shown anyway 😂 What have you heard about Turkmenistan? Need fuel for my next debunking post!!
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Don’t forget to vote today, preferably for kind, cultured, people with good-morals. 😁 Trust me, I do not want politics in my posts, but once again it seems like politics are always interrupting my travels, and I had to talk about this one! I know I get judged a lot for what I do and wear…but when it’s by a representative from the U.S. gov who is in a country where I’m wearing the local fashion of, and they laugh and make a snarky remark to another minion, that’s where I have to call someone out. Overheard at the train station in Samarkand, Uzbekistan by a couple of my group trip guests, was “Look at that b*tch in pink” by a member of Rubio’s delegation who were there doing security checks for his upcoming visit. The group of horribly dressed older men and one woman then had the joke on them when they were given a tour of a bazaar…where the local fashion I was wearing was prominently on display everywhere. 🫠 Just goes to show that if these Gov officials can talk badly about a U.S. citizen abroad, just imagine what they think of you all back home! So this is my response as a very proud “b*tch in pink”, and this whole situation is a great example of WHY I always purposely wear hot pink on my travels 🤗💖 PS stop starving your own people Marcocito!!!
7 days ago
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Which of these is your travel type, and is it accurate with where you’d like to celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico?

Save this for future trip planning!

This is my 10th-ish year living on/off in Mexico, and I’ve been very fortunate to get to experience Dia de los Muertos in a few different cities! But no matter where you go, the most important thing is that you remember and celebrate those who have passed!!!

You can find all the events happening by searching social for “city name + Dia de los muertos events” 💀😁

Or you can just wander around the barrios or cemeteries! Not joking, the cemeteries are all open and decorated, just be sure to pay your respects and not just go for photos…

Speaking of which, all photos of me are real locations, just with a little enhancement and graphics 😬

Are you celebrating your passed loved ones today? Where??
Which of these is your travel type, and is it accurate with where you’d like to celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico?

Save this for future trip planning!

This is my 10th-ish year living on/off in Mexico, and I’ve been very fortunate to get to experience Dia de los Muertos in a few different cities! But no matter where you go, the most important thing is that you remember and celebrate those who have passed!!!

You can find all the events happening by searching social for “city name + Dia de los muertos events” 💀😁

Or you can just wander around the barrios or cemeteries! Not joking, the cemeteries are all open and decorated, just be sure to pay your respects and not just go for photos…

Speaking of which, all photos of me are real locations, just with a little enhancement and graphics 😬

Are you celebrating your passed loved ones today? Where??
Which of these is your travel type, and is it accurate with where you’d like to celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico?

Save this for future trip planning!

This is my 10th-ish year living on/off in Mexico, and I’ve been very fortunate to get to experience Dia de los Muertos in a few different cities! But no matter where you go, the most important thing is that you remember and celebrate those who have passed!!!

You can find all the events happening by searching social for “city name + Dia de los muertos events” 💀😁

Or you can just wander around the barrios or cemeteries! Not joking, the cemeteries are all open and decorated, just be sure to pay your respects and not just go for photos…

Speaking of which, all photos of me are real locations, just with a little enhancement and graphics 😬

Are you celebrating your passed loved ones today? Where??
Which of these is your travel type, and is it accurate with where you’d like to celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico?

Save this for future trip planning!

This is my 10th-ish year living on/off in Mexico, and I’ve been very fortunate to get to experience Dia de los Muertos in a few different cities! But no matter where you go, the most important thing is that you remember and celebrate those who have passed!!!

You can find all the events happening by searching social for “city name + Dia de los muertos events” 💀😁

Or you can just wander around the barrios or cemeteries! Not joking, the cemeteries are all open and decorated, just be sure to pay your respects and not just go for photos…

Speaking of which, all photos of me are real locations, just with a little enhancement and graphics 😬

Are you celebrating your passed loved ones today? Where??
Which of these is your travel type, and is it accurate with where you’d like to celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico?

Save this for future trip planning!

This is my 10th-ish year living on/off in Mexico, and I’ve been very fortunate to get to experience Dia de los Muertos in a few different cities! But no matter where you go, the most important thing is that you remember and celebrate those who have passed!!!

You can find all the events happening by searching social for “city name + Dia de los muertos events” 💀😁

Or you can just wander around the barrios or cemeteries! Not joking, the cemeteries are all open and decorated, just be sure to pay your respects and not just go for photos…

Speaking of which, all photos of me are real locations, just with a little enhancement and graphics 😬

Are you celebrating your passed loved ones today? Where??
Which of these is your travel type, and is it accurate with where you’d like to celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico?

Save this for future trip planning!

This is my 10th-ish year living on/off in Mexico, and I’ve been very fortunate to get to experience Dia de los Muertos in a few different cities! But no matter where you go, the most important thing is that you remember and celebrate those who have passed!!!

You can find all the events happening by searching social for “city name + Dia de los muertos events” 💀😁

Or you can just wander around the barrios or cemeteries! Not joking, the cemeteries are all open and decorated, just be sure to pay your respects and not just go for photos…

Speaking of which, all photos of me are real locations, just with a little enhancement and graphics 😬

Are you celebrating your passed loved ones today? Where??
Which of these is your travel type, and is it accurate with where you’d like to celebrate Dia de los Muertos in Mexico? Save this for future trip planning! This is my 10th-ish year living on/off in Mexico, and I’ve been very fortunate to get to experience Dia de los Muertos in a few different cities! But no matter where you go, the most important thing is that you remember and celebrate those who have passed!!! You can find all the events happening by searching social for “city name + Dia de los muertos events” 💀😁 Or you can just wander around the barrios or cemeteries! Not joking, the cemeteries are all open and decorated, just be sure to pay your respects and not just go for photos… Speaking of which, all photos of me are real locations, just with a little enhancement and graphics 😬 Are you celebrating your passed loved ones today? Where??
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Anyone else have a bunch of random currency from various countries all over the place? What do you do with it all?? I started using a cheap coupon organizer to keep track of it all, especially since I repeat many of the countries I go to, and it has been so much easier that just a bug wad of colorful bills! If I know I likely won’t return to a country, I usually give the cash away though, or keep a small bill as a souvenir! Never would have guessed my fanciest most valuable wallet would be the $5 one that stores priceless memories from 155 countries! (Well I don’t have cash from all of them, maybe just 50, but still!) What’s your most valuable priceless possession? Also if you’d like to use my shipping link, please comment “rich bc”!
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Sneaky fabulous way to see Registan Square in Samarkand before it opens: book this photoshoot! ((Comment Samarkand to get sent my full Uzbekistan travel guide plus the contact info for this photoshoot!)) Various colors, jewelry, and masculine costumes available as well! Cost is around $47 for the outfit, photos, and a video! Highlight is definitely "flying" around Registan Square, and you really have to run to get those videos!! 😂 Would you do this or nah? ------- #uzbekistan #samarkand #flyingdress #mylifesatravelmovie
2 weeks ago
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Questions literally no one has ever asked about making 'smores or likely at the Darvaza Gas Crater (AKA "Door to Hell") in Turkmenistan. ((Comment "crater" and ill send my full blog post about how to go here! I've been twice now,)) This is a massive crater that collapsed in the desert when people were drilling for natural resources decades ago. Someone thought it would be smart to light it on fire, and it has been burning non stop ever since... Rumors are it will close down soon for the gov to sell the gas, so go see it while you can! Or join one of my group adventures there!
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When life brings you to the Door to HɛIl, roast some marshmallows, throw a dance party with friends, strap your seat belt on tight, and HOLD ON for a wild ride out of there! ...both figuratively and literally. This is the famous Darvaza Gas Crater in Turkmenkstan, Aka the "Door to Hɛll". I went here solo last year and then recently brought my Travel Tribe which was waayyyyyy more fun...perhaps too much fun!! First of all, I've never seen people enjoy that minivan Mario Kart race through the barren desert before 😂 or thought anyone would be down for Turkmen beer roadies. Then the looks on all of their faces when we drove up to the gas crater at night made the journey not only worth it but priceless! We then proceeded to have an aggressive game of UNO (a must on our adventures), too much Turkmen wine (that's similar to port) and a very uncomfortable sleepover in yurts with "Chanel" and "Versace" bedding. IYKYK. Also, can't believe I found marshmallows there, or that one of the guides just lit a hole on fire to roast them, but the smell of gas was very unappetizing so they were not consumed (by me). FYI everyone is still saying the Darvaza Crater will be extinguished soon so the gov can capture the gas to sell, so go see it while you can, if you're up for a truly wild adventure!! More wild and weird stories from our 5 Stans Group Adventure coming soon! 🤪 Is this on your bucketlist??
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